A geek asks: Is this self-affirmation or criticism?

Dana points to a very useful tool - the "e-bore-meter, a global peer-to-peer i-poll." Test your responses to these questions: If you lose access to your electronic diary, do you have no idea what you're supposed to be doing?

When you lose your Internet connection at work, do you think you might as well go home because you can't work?

Have you ever thought that if you could go back through time, you'd buy up all the key domain names?

And - yes, you are as pathetic as me.