Reality show cherry ...

Mark Cuban, as you may know, is casting for his reality show, the Benefactor. He was sweet on one candidate ... until he found out Chris McKeever was a repeat reality renegade. Here's what he said:

Turns out you are just a reality show groupie and you just wanted to make me your first conquest. After years of practice I was always able to spot the Gold Diggers when I was single. They all had the same MO.

You sir, have broken my Reality Show cherry. Just when I was ready to trust everything every applicant and potential applicant had to say, you had to ruin it for me.

Turns out Chris was lobbying for Apprentice II and Benefactor under the same domain. Next time, he should make the effort to register separate domain names for his suckup efforts.