Stirring paens to Olympic glory - with strings by Yanni

The National Post's Aaron Wherry has analysed the lyrical stylings of the anchors hosting the coverage in Athens.

It's not that we hate Bob Costas. It's just that he makes us feel like our decidedly pedestrian existence is little more than a piece of wax that has fallen on a termite, who is choking on the splinters -- a sentiment we steal from Beck, a singer/songwriter of fragile heart, who is as skilled at conveying irrelevance as NBC's Costas is at convincing us of another unknown athlete's importance.

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