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Are you a performing arts grad, looking for work? Maybe you're thinking about taking that step up to a national network? Here's your opportunity:

Naked News Daily Male ... is seeking a few good men to join their proud cast of naked anchors as they broadcast news, views and features to an audience located in more than 140 nations around the world. Naked News Daily Male launched in early 2004 and is produced with a gay audience in mind.

"Naked News Daily Male reaches a large audience around the world," said Lucas Tyler, producer and director of the program. "Our audience tunes in on the Internet, television, the wireless world of PDAs and the latest generation of cellular telephones to watch our fun and informative program. With the growth of our show and audience we need to add new talent to our existing cast" he concluded.

Location: Woody's Nightclub 467 Church Street Toronto Time: 8PM

What: Talent Search to recruit a new anchor for Naked News Daily Male.

Contest: Winner will be given a weeklong position on

Too many puns. Growth. Position. Woody's.