Where's my Labatt's Voter Apathy Ale?

A topical post, given the impending election rumours floating around Parliament Hill here in Ottawa. ASDA, the UK food chain, has announced a line of custom beers to celebrate (mourn?) the latest trip to the polls. They include Lib Dem Lift-off Bitter, Labour Landslide Bitter, Tory Triumph Bitter, and Plaid Cymru and SNP Independence Ales. BTW - the ASDA press centre SUCKS! For instance, you can't hyperlink their news releases. What sort of functionality is that?

Oh - wait. ASDA is owned by Wal-Mart. That explains a lot.