One thing the Pope certainly isn't familiar with

From a reliable source:

    CNN's Vatican bureau chief, Alessio Vinci, holding up a copy of L'Osservatore Romano (the official Vatican newspaper) referred to the front-page picture of new pope Benedict XVI waving from the balcony at St. Peter's as "the money shot."

Of course, the coup would be much more impressive if L'Osservatore wasn't one of several in-house Vatican organs.