Opening of an envelope? I'm there!

Your local councillor may get the sidewalk fixed, shoo the teenagers from the skate park, or line up a pied piper ... But does she party as hard as Charlotte Laws, member of the Council of Greater Valley Glen, California? Andy Gibb, Barbra Mandrell, George Hamilton, Rosalyn Carter, Boy George, Hugh Hefner, Tony Orlando, Michael Sembello, Gene Simmons ... Charlotte Laws has glad-handling photos with all of them!

Wait a minute! Michael Sembello? The author of "Maniac"?

How fitting.

    "You work all your life for that moment in time It could come or pass you by It's a push of the world, but there's always a chance If the hunger stays the night

    There's a cold connective heat, Struggling, stretching for defeat Never stopping with her head against the wind

    She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know And she's dancing like she's never danced before She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know And she's dancing like she's never danced before!"

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