Cabbage Patch tell-all

Have you seen the new Geico ads? Some ad pros don't like them, and I have to admit that they don't do anything to push me towards signing up for car or home insurance, but they are amusing in a post-mod sort of way. I mean, a "whatever happened to" based on the life of the first Cabbage Patch kid?

[tags] Cabbage Patch Kids, Ben Winkler, Geico [/tags]

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