Yeah. Christmas not looking like a big family day for you this year? Anticipating being kicked out of the dinner festivities and wondering where you can get something to eat? Or maybe you expect the turkey to be dry and inedible, just like every year? Don't worry - McDonalds is making plans just for you.
On a similar theme, please enjoy Patton Oswalt's riff about KFC's "failure pile in a sadness bowl."