- Tori Spelling would live in Encino
- Detroit would have been forced to evolve or die
- scumbag mortgage agents couldn't have sold ARMs to old ladies and the unemployed
- Jerry Seinfeld's shelves would have been full of Cream of Wheat
- the Pope would be the most important man in the world
- famine relief would be much, much more difficult
original pointer from Dino's tumblr.